Thief and a Crook

Written circa 2011

Performed regularly 2011 - 2012

I'm driving down the street and here comes the blue

They're tryna' catch me and my whole crew

I told them man I can't go back to the zoo

I'm already ticked off and my madness just grew

I told them I ain't a liar

But I'm a Thief and a Cook.

So we sped off to the old sheapard shack

I can't keep shakin' cause the blues on my back

A Pint of medicine to calm my nerves

We finally made it through the front yard we swerved

I aint a liar

But I'm a Thief and Crook