Please Don't Buy This House

written 2014

Please don't buy this house

It's all I've got any ways

The walls are bent, the wood is chipped

And I stay here free of rent 

so Please don't buy this house

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Mom says I can stay here until it is sold

Please don't buy this house

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Mom says I can rest my head here until it sold

Plus this house is lookin' mighty old

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Please don't buy this house

There's a nicer one down the road

Although its shape is the perfect size 

There is a ghost that lives inside

so please don't buy this house

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There's an extra bed here I suppose you can use

Just please don't buy this house